I want to go back to my place in Queens to do laundry and pay bills; he bought groceries to make me breakfast tomorrow and feels hurt I want to reschedule. I suck him off until he is close to coming, then he flips me over and comes on my butt. First he uses his hand, then he finishes with a ruler that says (the little lesson). We stop inside a Walgreens and pick out a dark red Essie nail polish. I have a catch a train to my parents’ house in the suburbs in, like, an hour. Am thinking about Boyfriend and our fight on Friday night.
At one point while I’m going down on him he says, “Daddy loves you.” Ick. Once my “punishment spanking” is over, he pulls off those trashy fishnets and I lay on the bed. Michael Fassbender spanking Keira Knightley would be the perfect way to end this perfect day. Boyfriend says he wants to paint my toenails some time.
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This might be the most aggressively he’s ever had sex with me before. My turn for a big O: He pins one arm back and licks my breasts while I rub my vibrator against my clit, fantasizing about being spanked.
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I’m just a little self-conscious that my Brazilian is growing back in. (Alas, I cannot even afford to in thigh-highs, black lingerie, and red lipstick — his Axis of Evil. He spanks my bare butt through open-bottomed fishnet panties. It gives me a hot little shiver up my spine every time Boyfriend shows his dominance in public.
We walk around So Ho, where he points out a photographer selling a photo of a woman’s bare butt. I see the nippleless bra at Agent Provocateur that I’m giving him for Christmas. I have a feeling he’s going to pounce on me when we get home. I bend over the bed, arching my bottom up in the air. We kiss good-bye as we part for work and he pats me on the butt.
A grand tour of So Ho’s lingerie stores: La Perla, Kiki de Montparnasse, and Agent Provocateur. I have accrued twenty demerits this week, each one punishable by a spanking, for offenses like being messy and teasing him. Then we spend the day walking around the Union Square holiday market before coming home and watching 7 a.m. (I love sitting at my desk at work and thinking about who else got laid that morning.) a.m.
My arms are restrained to the bed and he bangs me missionary-style while he tells me that I’m his.
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