Short online dating quotes

I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.Olivia Wilde All my life, men have told me I wasn't pretty enough - even the men I was dating.Not only their natural beauty is legendary, Russian and Ukrainian ladies also possess numerous merits and mind powers.Moreover, Slavic brides were always famous for being great wives and mothers.Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rateat which one can die. If you see him withoutan erection, make him a sandwich.Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them fora day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Not really good for anything, but youstill can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.The idea of a soulmate is a romantic but essentially flawed concept. Knowledge of our differences can make the commitment twice as sweet, if we can respect the differences that will emerge along the way.

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. He thought he would be funny by using the word 'pen! She fell over laughing when it said its not long enough to accept."Thoughts to Ponder Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.

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To this day when someone says I'm cute, I can't see it. Lil' Kim An important part of dating is communicating.

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Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

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